Mortifying myself without even leaving the house
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Autocorrect on my text messages is making me look even more unhinged than
normal lately, so if you ever feel bad about your texting issues, please
enjoy th...
1 day ago

ha! true...
ReplyDelete... a boy in a homemade helium balloon (and by "helium balloon" i mean "attic") delays your friend's flight out of denver so you get to be friends for a good 45 minutes. because that shit just doesn't happen in the COUNTRY!
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