Saturday, September 19, 2009
country vs. city attire part II
Friday, July 17, 2009
country vs. city attire
Since Cowboy’s apartment flooded, he’s moved more than the freshmen skank in college dorms: three times in three months.
In an effort to reduce the plastic tubs, cardboard boxes and garbage bags full of shit valuable possessions, I helped him sort. Two piles, I said, one to keep and one to toss.
For the most part, the work was easy. But one item bore the soul of the devil, it was so hot.
Me: This shirt has holes in it. I’m tossing.
Him: NOT THAT SHIRT. THAT’S MY IMPORTANT SHIRT.
Me: Important shirt?
Him: Yeah, important shirt. Like, I wear it to interviews and stuff.
Me: A shirt with holes? You wear a black, short-sleeve polo with holes in your gut to a job interview?
Him: It’s worked every time... I've gotten every job I've interviewed for in that shirt.
Me: Really? Maybe your employer is just distracted by your fancy-looking suit pants... What do you wear it with?
Him: Jeans.
