double socks, double pants, double-breasted knee-length parka

Today is the third day in which I wear two pair of pants. The current temperature is 17 BELOW.

Kevin C. said Arizona temps are in the 80s today. If he's basking in a 100 degree difference, does that mean he isn't wearing ANY pants?

In other news, my car recovered. Turns out, the battery needed replacing. Since I'd recently purchased one, this battery was under warranty. THATS HOW COLD IT IS HERE.

PS: view this video and tell me you didn't laugh. I double snow-dog dare you...

figures

If you didn't already know Mother Nature was bi-polar, here's evidence:

Yesterday I drove to work with my windows down. For 30 minutes I stood outside snapping photos in calf-deep snow, but no hat, no gloves, no coat... temps read 31 degrees and suddenly summer was near.

Today the Highway Patrol issued a travel advisory because of freezing rain. Tuesday, that freezing rain will turn to snow and already, two snowplows and a wrecker also slid off the road near Arvilla, N.D.

In the words of my Aunt Melen: that bitch.