A little joke: and N.D.'s the butt

I got this in an e-mail today. These are my faves:


You might live in North Dakota if:
* you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them
* your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce
* you install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked
* 'Vacation' means going east or west on I -94for the weekend
* you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings)


None are funny, but all are true :)


Happy Wednesday!