March 10

Weatherman says below zero temps and snowfall totals in the double digits today. More than 10 inches will likely fall between now and tonight. If you don't believe me, here's a visual:

Naturally, my car wouldn't start. AGAIN.

So from now on, this blog isn't freeze me you devil, it's volvo: you're a devil. Now freakin' work already. In fact, the whole reason I can write this is because I'm waiting for a ride. Vinny didn't get the memo: I'm not 15 years old and this isn't Oak View Mall. Although, like him, I sometimes wish it was.

Anyone else wearing two pairs of pants today?