Up yonder, we park our cars in the company garage (aka storage area where trucks deliver 40-ton paper reems) so as to melt the underbellies of our cars and get all the gunk and frost off.
Do you do that in America?
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter. - Victor is finally home from Japan and I didn’t set the house on fire or eat any of our pets while he was gone. Yay for the small things! He always comes b...
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