Me: Why do you have toilet paper in your truck?
Cowboy: I don’t think I need to tell you that, Kate.
Me: (pause...) Are you serious?
Cowboy: Sometimes I work in the middle of nowhere and there’s no toilet around.
Me: Ok, enough said.
Cowboy: Boys use toilet paper too, you know.
Me: SERIOUSLY. Enough said.
Cowboy: It’s not so bad once you get used to it.
Me: That’s why I’m a city girl. So I don’t have to get used to it.