why i'll NEVER be country

Me: Why do you have toilet paper in your truck?

Cowboy: I don’t think I need to tell you that, Kate.

Me: (pause...) Are you serious?

Cowboy: Sometimes I work in the middle of nowhere and there’s no toilet around.

Me: Ok, enough said.

Cowboy: Boys use toilet paper too, you know.

Me: SERIOUSLY. Enough said.

Cowboy: It’s not so bad once you get used to it.

Me: That’s why I’m a city girl. So I don’t have to get used to it.