Me: (blank stare)
CB: See, this is how I'm really affected by the flood.
Me: What do you mean?
CB: People who watch their see-every-pore football games, they just don't understand.
Me: Well, would your TV fit at my house?
CB: Maybe. Do you get HD with your cable?
Me: I don't know.
Me: I wonder if they make "Sex and the City" in HD...